February 2009
3 posts
"Yes, Pecan" →
January 2009
2 posts
Ahh, I think I'm in love.
datn:
spiegelman:
cajunboy:
“You will recall that Bill Kristol was the droolingest of the drooling dorks who went over to Sarah Palin’s house for a crabcake orgy while he was cruising the frigid waters of Alaska with all of his National Review and Weekly Standard friends, who up until that point were all virgins. After this transcendent crab-fucking fest, Kristol decided that Sarah Palin had...
December 2008
6 posts
Doctor, doctor! →
Marnie Weber costume bonanza. →
rawr. →
And you thought being a veterinarian wasn't sexy! →
November 2008
6 posts
As I said before--If you can't spell it, you can't... →
If you can't spell it, you can't have it. The... →
I guess I'm supposed to add links to horse hymens...
But I feel like they are such old news. And I’m feeling relatively uninspired. I was discussing stone babies yesterday over key lime pie gelato and (don’t shun me) I kind of want one. I know it would be wrong to buy one, being that it would probably have to come from the black market and all, and I don’t really want to risk getting pregnant with a non-stone baby....